that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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