Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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