Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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