the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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