He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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