last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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