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TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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