Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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