love makes seman taste better
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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