is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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