this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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