dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize