If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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