It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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