how can u be prego again
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
