Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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