Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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