I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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