I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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