this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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