Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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