Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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