: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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