Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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