it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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