I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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