Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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