whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
