You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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