walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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