butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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