i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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