i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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