"it" just moved
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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