Its about making memories worth repressing
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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