Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You are the jesus of drinking
A+ Viking dick
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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