okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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