And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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