not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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