You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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