people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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