My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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