the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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