4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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