May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She's the barista slut.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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