I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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