The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Randomize
