So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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