I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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