You work out of a Hotel?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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