its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
