Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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