My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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