She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize