just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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