She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i came on her dog
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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